cryjerk:

i crave affection!!!!!!! someone please hug me for 3 days straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dovalbun:

RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

stability:

someone: “omg you’re so pretty!”

me:

ruisi:

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I didn’t have to be scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

africansouljah:

khanos:

life hack: do ur readings and go to class

realitytvgifs:

Me: *Watches one episode of Mob Wives*

Someone: Hi

Me: